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Kaelik wrote:Oh goody, I was just thinking how much we needed another apologist for child rapists.
We really were running low on them. SUPERTZOR, TO THE RESCUE!

And totally appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssi--YSWgnU (contains rude words, not a Rickroll)
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That's such a catchy tune. :rofl:
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Kaelik wrote:Oh goody, I was just thinking how much we needed another apologist for child rapists.
:bored:

Stop lying. Nobody's apologizing for child rapists in this thread like, at all. Or in any other thread in the Den.

The truth is you just want kids raped so you can pointlessly rage against the Catholic church. Again.

That why you find kids getting raped so "hilarious".

Wanting kids to suffer emotional trauma just so you can whine? That's just fucking sick. Get professional help dude.
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Kaelik wrote:And here Tzor comes to defend the Catholic Church by making non sequiturs.
What? I'm not defending the Catholic Church; I'm just making non sqauiturs.

So how long have you been working in the NYC Rubber Room?
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tzor wrote:
Kaelik wrote:And here Tzor comes to defend the Catholic Church by making non sequiturs.
What? I'm not defending the Catholic Church; I'm just making non sqauiturs.

So how long have you been working in the NYC Rubber Room?
Nostalgia is a bitch. I remembered you as having something to say at least worth the time it takes to read it.
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The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.

That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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Kaelik wrote:Nostalgia is a bitch. I remembered you as having something at least worth the time it takes to read it.
If you knew me you would know that I'm generally not worth reading the month after NaNoWriMo. 50,000 words in a month is well above most person's normal limit. You should start to see something worthwhile around Dec 15th when I've recovered from word loss.
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K wrote:New Scientist has had some great recent articles about the brain and religion.

There is currently evidence that religion has a genetic component.... so being religious is a lot like being born with a small dick.... not actively harmful, but something that it bound to make life hard for you.
Thanks. More ammo for my Ur-Priest cause. I'll go check that out.
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Tzor, you're not worth reading at any time, mostly because none of us that I'm aware of are interested in the poorly written sexual fantasies of spineless middle-aged men.

You don't post about gaming on here much at all, the thing which is supposed to be uniting us despite political differences. The only thing you do post besides political & Religion is your fantasies about threesomes with vampire lesbians and shit. Do you have any idea how little patience I have for being subjected to the kinks of a man who posts tirelessly in favor of making sex more dangerous and miserable? Very little, as it turns out.

So please grow up, grow a pair, and get laid, preferably by two divorced ex-catholic soccer moms in vampire costumes as a comic con, simultaneously. Maybe while they're blowing you you they can take the stick out of your ass and you can become someone vaguely worthy of respect.

Until then, please leave our progressive hell alone.
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Orion wrote:threesomes with vampire lesbians and shit.
I see no problem here.
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The strange thing is that I just finished a NaNo with one female vampire who almost exclusively sucks blood out of guys. There were no threesomes involved.

And my lack of active gaming (along with my lack of active mini painting) has more to do with the lack of a good group and too many people in the Knights of Columbus trying to take my time. It certainly won't help when I join my friends bowling team next year, that is one day of the week just for that.
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The problem is that people who protect child rapists and condemn condoms don't have the *right* to read porn about vampires. Or lesbians.
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Eh? I was under the impression that the celibacy thing allowed that.

"Look, but don't touch" and all that, in the words of Al Pacino as The Devil.

Edit: This is not mean to endorse or protect people who commit child molestation or those who cover them up. This is an honest question.

This caveat was added because certain people here have serious mental problems and jump to wild conclusions based on innocuous comments.
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Orion wrote:Tzor, you're not worth reading at any time...

...Do you have any idea how little patience I have for being subjected to the kinks of a man who posts tirelessly in favor of making sex more dangerous and miserable? Very little, as it turns out.
Then put him on ignore. That's why I installed it.
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